December 2011
203 posts
christmas yet again
every year, we do the exact same thing. we go to a relative’s house in birmingham, where we cram 50 people into a one story house to eat, play white elephant christmas games, stay in a motor home, make a bonfire, ride around in a golf cart, eat more, play music, and basically just have a good time together as a family. We’ve got fam from SC, GA, AL, TN, and even OK, so it’s a...
Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: Stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
Murderer: ok
In second grade: Learn cursive you will use it for the rest of your life
Middle School: Write in cursive if you want, but make sure it's readable
High School: Please don't write in cursive
College: If you do not type it I will not grade your paper
The first 10 who reblog this, i will promote them!...
Watchphanntastiic:
jaypascua:
…. oh my
Oh damn..
Classy →
“You cheated? You’ve been cheating this whole time!?”
“But I—” “No! No… I’m done.”
“I don’t even feel like playing anymore.”
me: i'm so lonely omg i just want someone to talk to me
someone: hey
me: no not you
omg.
so today i woke up and i was super tired and i accidentally brushed my teeth w/ my mouthwash. WTF. and i was naked and for some reason i felt like it was ok to pee on the floor. but i stopped myself just in time thank goodness
I've lost touch with a lot of people.
kimmando:
But you know what sucks though? It’s like after you lose touch, things never go back to how they used to be. Like all the conversations start to die and there’s just really nothing to talk about anymore. Talking to them just isn’t the same.
Whenever you’re talking to someone who is really...
seesamsea:
mikeygdawg:
the odds of you doing something stupid are multiplied by 1000.
so true
